Oh Anna! You are the real ‘Hazar-re’ (thousand). Only once a person like you born in this world, who thinks too much about corruption, and allegedly advocated forceful ‘Vasectomy’ to clamp down population growth (i read it in Wikipedia).

Since your fast began, I started following you for a while and then suddenly you lost somewhere. Baba Ramdev took the driver’s seat, until he was turned into ‘conductor’. Now again I saw you strongly coming to get ‘Jan Lokpal’ bill. Anna, I am unable to understand, when we are all polluted and corrupt, where will you bring the ‘Lokpal’? Jupiter! But there is no life – may be when the bill get passed, we might find one.
Sincerely speaking, the bill was due in parliament. I wish you have tried talking to government before setting up ‘dharna’ – anyways we are too used to it. You took the Gadhian way (ahinsa), because you know that in India no one will ever speak against it, because we all call him Mahatma, Bapu (we love him) and that gives you some extra footage in the prime time.
Alas! You didn’t give a thought to the women – housewives, they all are cribbing. Because men are glued to TV after coming back from office, watching your deteriorating health and they rise in sympathy. However, Anna I liked that video which Kiran Bedi has recorded in the Tihar jail. I liked the hall, it was looking air-condition, and the floor seemingly was marble. It must have been cool. I forget to mention, that you mentioned in the video, quite smilingly that the youth of India really energizes you, but Anna, this youth gives a damn to all this once it steps into the pub, club and discs. For them, only thing that matters is mast raho masti mein, aag lage basti mein.
Anna, I am seriously worried that the day is not far when I will start getting fits of Anna. I look at my Facebook account and there is nothing in the feed, Anna status, Anna jokes. Every page looks have a fetish for Anna. Open the twitter; everyone is either in love or hating Anna. No one is talking about India’s loss in the test series against England. Anna you know, it was white-wash, 4-0. Just like your white khaadi ka kurta, topi and payjaama – total white.
I am thinking what will happen tomorrow, once Jan Lokpal bill will get passed. Don’t know about the common Jan (people) and poor. Those who quietly slip hundred bucks and get out of a DL (driving license) mess, I think they need to keep 1000 bucks, because we never know, if Lokpal too start asking some amount. Anna you know it that we are humans. Sin excites more than pleasure in good deeds.
And if it continues, I am thinking of another ‘dharna’ at Jantar Mantar to stop you. You know Anna why? If you read me backwards, it will sound ‘ANNA-SUM’. It means you are single and I am double and by this way government of India will need to think to give me extra privilege.